There’s this dynamic duo of annoying gay friends. I am gay as shit, and also pretty flaming. However, I’m not just sitting there being agitating. The friends I’m talking about are two flamboyant gays.
I think they’re both assholes honestly, but they’re okay (A.K.A. only slightly better) separately. They just have this somewhat toxic dynamic when they’re together.
They kinda sit there and attack people they deem stupid/an easy target or somewhere on that spectrum. This will be maybe somewhat difficult to try to explain to you, so bare with me.
These two sit in the attic of the house a decent number of my friends and I inhabit. It’s deemed a “public area” of the house, so you can always find a decent number of people up there, watching Tv.
One of the gay friends lives with me and another person in our three separate coves in the attic.
That gay friend, the one that lives in the attic with me currently, we will name Israel. The other gay friend we’ll name David.
I can sit there and watch something with Israel in the attic. I can tolerate them both alot more when they are not together. Then, at some point David comes up there ’cause he’s bored.’
(I’m probably going to give them each 2 separate posts on their own to really attack both of their obnoxious asses properly.)
Anyways, David comes to sit down and watch whatever is going on with us two, and whoever is joining us.
David and Israel watch and both give their commentary on whatever we’re watching. I loudly throw in some jokes.
What tends to happen though is that David will ask someone about something unrelated to what we’re doing or watching. David is the type of person that’ll ask you a question, and then be nitpicky with your damn response.
I don’t mean nitpicking in the sense that he’s questioning what you say. I mean the even more annoying nitpicking where he attacks your word choice, or grammar, and then sits there and tells you what you “should’ve said instead.”
He does this to alot of people, it accomplishes nothing, and overall, he just makes me not want to talk or be around him.
This is just kinda the icing on the cake though. When Israel’s involved, then it’s just an initiation for this enslaught of back and forth between the 2.
It usually consist of them mindlessly agreeing with eachother, bashing you, our house’s weird college meme speak, a lack of real humor, your expense, and pointless negativity.
Honestly, I would like to go into more detail. Realistically though, I’d prefer to bitch about this more on the posts I’m gonna make on them individually. They do make an insufferable pair of annoying gay friends, but they have their own list of problems.
So I’ll leave with this, if anybody gets this reference I feel like Alaska, to Israel’s Roxxy, and David’s Detox. I’m just the best out of the three and I’m staying away from cliquing with them.
It may just be my god complex talking, but I’m gonna probably go way farther than them in life, period.